[Wonderful Labs] Visions of Sugar and Wonder

[Wonderful Labs]

Dearest Readers,

	There's a liiiiight, over at the Wonderful Place.... but She don't
care.  Mister Wonderful here, mixing tunes and hanging the DJ at the
LAST FLIGHT bar in sunshiney Potrzebie, when what I wanna shoulda be is
home snug in my queries getting monitor tan from the wall-size
crystal-ink screens of PANACAEX, the Wonderful Labs computer.  Boo hoo,
it is not yet to be.  What rough beast slouches towards Bethlehem to
service my boards?  I don't know, but Miss Yakamoto informs me (via
CEREBRA) that if he moves any slower on this repair job they're going to
put up a sign and turn him into an exhibit.

	Which is not a bad idea.  I know we got a lot of laughs when we nailed
FDR's wheels down.

	I must be brief, my sucklers at the cornucopia of higher consciousness,
and not just because Mister Monkey will be pelting me with casabas at 5
AM and demanding I wake up so we can go out and play "Snipe the Yellow
Hats."  I'm now just over a week behind on my deadlines for a series of
probing pasquinades I promised to a passel of Potrzebian periodicals and
I need to buy some new tennis shoes and a disguise kit for the upcoming
"Running of the Editors."

	But I salute the persistence of my fans, and wish squishy evenings upon
you all.  Here's a query I found waiting under a homing tarantula, and I
answer it as a cautionary service:

	
>Dear Mister Wonderful,
>Folks often complain that women take too much 
>time peeing in the restroom. 
>I have noticed, however, that men seem to take 
>an inordinate amount of time to poop. Are women 
>more efficient poopers than men? Does it have to 
>do with the arrangement of various abdominal 
>muscles, or what?
>Your Admiring Fan,
>Tiffy
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Dear Titanthrope,

	It has to do with the fact that most men couldn't find their own asses
with both hands and a GPS.

	Just about 90%, in fact, according to the Kinsey Report.


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http://www.barbneal.com/bugs.asp
http://www.hermetic.com/bey/palimpsest.html

-- 
Challenge the Goo Goo Muck; seize it for your own.

"Take Lux, for example: a city that isn't even there,
Like all cities it is a magical description,
a way of making impossible things happen at a distance"

	- Neil Gaiman,
	"The Scorpio Boys in the City of Lux Sing their Strange Songs" (for
Alan Moore)

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