[Wonderful Labs] The Bogus Journey of Dark and Wonder

[Wonderful Labs]

Dearest Readers,

	Well, it goes without saying that it was *his* fault.

	Calloo!  Callay!  Mister Wonderful here, and "here," you may as well
know, is a ratty dinghy bobbing dishearteningly in the middle of a wide
iron-blue ocean under a sun-bleached sky.  With me are my three constant
companions and partners in dipsomania:  Mister "I think we can reason
with them" Malice, Mister "Quick, I know a shortcut" Monkey, and our man
of the hour, Mister "Throw me the idol, I will throw you the whip, but
it will be on fire, and, incidentally, I will have accidentally blown up
our escape route and we shall be forced to jump from cliffs and run
through spider pits in order to make it to this dismal canoe which will
get caught in a vicious whirlpool and strand us half the fuck way to
nowhere with no navigation, no water, no flares and only Mister Monkey's
nuts for food" Dark.

	Friends like these...

	My dearest of dears, we aren't in Potrzebie anymore.  We are somewhere
hot and blank, like the expression on a Victoria's Secret model.  The
plan is to drift under the sun until one of us turns into jerky, then
dangle him over the side and hope he catches in the teeth of an Hawaiian
Homing Shark.

	Before our ill-fated treasure collecting excursion, that final act of
hubris which would boot us from the delight-filled shores of Potrzebie,
we had received this message from Miss Yakamoto back at the Labs:  "The
enemy of the anemone seeks anonymity."  Only now do I realize she was
telling me how much she cares.  Of course, since being struck in the
thigh by that native tree-frog venom dart I have also realized that I'm
God, the economy is run by little shells on strings singing Bowie songs,
the Universe is all one walrus and we are all together, goo-goo gajoob.

	I fear we may be at sea some time.  We shall attempt to distill water
by wringing out Mister Monkey's fur and scraping the ice off Mister
Malice's heart, but for the most part we must conserve our energies and
just go with the flow.  Hopefully, we will be groovy enough for the
Great Auk to open watery way for us.

	Listen:  while we're drifting here, you and I, let me tell you the
story of how I met young Johnny Mozart and how he formed his band, The
Jews, while searching for a magic guitar...

Yrs to the end,
MW

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Mister Wonderful Recommends:  Enough links to keep you busy while I'm
busy with a month of musing...try them!  You like!

Orange County Yogi
http://www.fullertontemple.org/
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
http://www.brainwashed.com/godspeed/main.html
Thirlwell, bwah
http://www.foetus.org/
Substation 23, which isn't as cool as it should be
http://www.substation23.net/
Unspam Tools
http://www.spamgourmet.com/index.cgi?advanced=1
Guns of Irony
http://www.gunguys.com/
The Eyes of Him
http://www.locusmag.com/2003/Issue07/cover510big.gif
Admitting that I am a Spider
http://www.anansispaceworks.com/

-- 
Hep me lawd, I gots the Goo Goo Muck blues

	"So the people with the answers
	met the people with the questions
	and the people with the books sat down
	They finally decided to sit around
	and talk about the problems, to see if they could come up with some
answers to meet the questions and some questions to meet the answers..."

		- The Beta Band,
		"Eclipse"
	http://groups.yahoo.com/group/wonderfullabs/


Don't forget to weight your tipper
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