[Wonderful Labs] TOO MUCH WONDER

[Wonderful Labs]

Dear Mister Wonderful,

	I am finding it hard to take the time to write you queries in this
fast-paced modern life that I live. Does Wonderful Labs have any sort of
a phone-in hotline for questions, so I could just leave them on your
voicemail? Much appreciated,

Irma K. Sloth
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Dear Everybody and Your Sister,
	
	We used to have an 800 number for queries, but it turns out that the
greeting "Wonderful Labs..." sounds much like "Wonderful Abs..." and we
kept getting queries from San Franciscan men seeking six-packs.

	Which isn't really a *problem*, except for the volume.  And we do hate
to disappoint.

	Dig: Wonderful Labs seeks to enlighten.  At some point, really, you
should be able to handle the basic queries on your own.  I am no guru,
seeking contributions for my ashram (although you could buy a t-shirt or
two at the giftshop -  I'm just sayin'), nor am I a politician looking
for knees under my desk.  Mister Wonderful's greatest wish is that you
should find the wonder within yourselves and greet each day sparkling
and  jubilant with fresh sexy pirate attitude.  Wisdom is a virus, baby,
and you are all vectors.

	Anyway.  Point is.  If you can't ask the one you love, ask the one
you're with.


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-- 
Honey Why

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	We shared our problems and our food
	Telling tales of courage and resolution
	Through all the hardships we've endured."

		-Killing Joke, 
		"You'll Never Get To Me"


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