[Wonderful Labs] LONG, LOST COMMENTS ON WONDER

[Wonderful Labs]

************* Do you ever wake up thinking you might be Morticia Addams,
the robot Maria from Metropolis, or X-Man Jean Grey?  Mister Wonderful
here, and you make me feel, you make me feel, you make me feel like
unnatural women.  Let us open the Strange Mailbag of Love, and share
with *you* the things said to *me* about the things *we* can't remember...


************* We received this comment from WATER WITCH way back in May.
 It could be about *anything*:

>salma sure didn't act like her back was fused 
>in "Frida." that really pissed me off.  she couldn't 
>have a clue how much pain Frida really was in and 
>what her body limitations were.

************** Then again, "Once Upon A Time in Mexico" opens in a
couple weeks and if you sit near me in the theater we will all be salty
together as I toss my popcorn repeatedly into the air, so I think that's
an important thing to consider.

************** Another cryptic construction from months back, this from
OSGOOD WILDE:

>Those photos all said one thing to me:
>"Smashing Pumpkins WWF Special"

************** Was that about the one where Mister Dark took a hammer to
those papayas and found tiny action figures of the White Stripes in each
one?  Wait.  No, actually I think I only dreamed I wrote that.

************** THE BRIDE OF SHA NA NA responded to our more recent
evaluation of the candidates for the Governorship of California with:

>I am extremely disappointed that you aren't running.

*************** Baby, I'm built to watusi.  These legs only run if David
Bowie is holding a bucket of chicken at the end of the line.

*************** And this one is from ONI OH MY, and it's actually a
response to the Wonderful Labs column of *yesterday*, but I'm still a
little fuzzy on the details due to the big Fuzzy Navels Mister Monkey
keeps setting in front of me.  Seriously, they're, like, Marlon Brando
jumbo tub size:

<< Kiss a Comic Book Artist - it's not like they'll say no. >>
>Hey! Some... might... say no. Sometime. Maybe. Kind of. 
>Okay, not really. That's pretty accurate in all honesty.  *sigh*

*************** How do you think 'King' Kirby made sure Stan was always Smilin'?


*************** That's all for tonight, save these discerning words....
Our swords are sharp, Wonderfulistas, ready to slice the thong strings
of ignorance and drop the veil from the gates of paradise.  Knowledge
has an edge, so it does, and we're just the supersexilicious seekers to
grasp it.  Mars is near and everyone is invited to the party!  Keep
watching the skies!


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	in my living-room revealed still another source
	of what appears to me to be a desire, or compulsion,
	to drive the nation crazy."

		- James Thurber, talking about radio,
		"How the Kooks Crumble"

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