[Wonderful Labs] A CAREER IN WONDER

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Dear Mr. Wonderful,
 
	I'm trying out kisses by profession. Most recently, I kissed a
professional comedian. The kiss was bold and sassy. Past professions
include astronomer, hair model, musician, writer, tutor and computer
engineer. I am indecisive as to which profession to try next. Suggestions?
 
Ever grateful for your advice,
Pear Blossom
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Dear Pease Porridge Hot Hot Hot,

	Hair model?  Let me guess - I'll bet his kiss was a tease.

	Wait!  Hold everything!  Especially me!  I foresee a dark future where
Mister Wonderful is forced to become a renegade bumper sticker designer
in Detroit who won't take orders:  

	Kiss an Explosives Expert - it's a blast.
	Kiss a Ninja -  you'll never know what hit you.
	Kiss a Librarian - they're stacked.
	Kiss a Kangaroo - they jump at the chance.
	Kiss a Comic Book Artist - it's not like they'll say no.
	Kiss a Politician - you're going to be screwed anyway.
	Kiss a Physicist - they have extra dimensions.
	Kiss a Chinese Gangster - they have clever tongs.
	Kiss a Wizard - for they are supple and quick to linger.

	
	Seriously, though, my little oral vixen, I think you should consider
locking lips with a superhero.  It avoids embarrassment.  A secret
identity means never having to say you suck.



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Mister Wonderful Recommends: Doing it French style.

http://www.miquelon.org/index.html
http://www.emmanuelle.net/
http://www.stinktierbuch.de/pepe_le_pew.htm

-- 
A Revolution needs a Revolver

	"I really didn't have any friends, all through
	high school and college - there was nobody I could
	communicate with. And yet I knew that I couldn't
	be the only Martian."

		- Paul Krassner,
		in "The Source"


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