[Wonderful Labs] SPLITTING WONDERS

[Wonderful Labs]

Dear Mr. Wonderful,

	I read this news article online recently:
http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/stories/s851192.htm.  Why are these
experiments being performed in a children's hospital?  Also, could you
please explain our medical community's apparent obsession with bunnies?

Thanks!
Curious
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Dear Allison Wonderland,

	GOOD.  CHRISTMAS.

	Can I just quote the opening line?  "Scientists have successfully grown
a rabbit's penis in a laboratory and also regrown and restored the
function of severed penile nerves in rats, a medical conference in the
U.S. has been told."

	Why are they researching this in a children's hospital?  Beatrix Potter
fans need more slash fiction.

	If you don't know about Beatrix Potter *or* slash fiction, change the
reference to Chuck E. Cheese Bukkake.


	Dig it: The medical community conducts experiments on little helpless
bunnies because the chimps have figured out how to work the syringes and
the pandas have PETA on speed-dial.

	Wonderful Laboratories remains steadfast in its promise to only give
drugs to the animals who can afford them.  Furthermore, we'll only fix a
furry friend with a false phallus if it's funny.


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