[Wonderful Labs] I RECALL THE WONDER

[Wonderful Labs]

Dear James Carville vannabe,

	To whom are you giving your official endorsement in regards to the
California recall election?

Signed,
Arnold Sch...I mean...Just a simple vorking class guy
http://www.sacbee.com/24hour/politics/recall/story/968451p-6790874c.html
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Dear Pumped,

	You know who I'd like to give my endorsement to?  Salma Hayek.

	Now wait, before you all start screaming like little nancy mice who
have had their eyes pried open to watch this video on MTV three
kajillion times already, think about it:  A Mexican woman, actually from
Mexico, legal immigrant makes good, popular in films, cute accent,
nominated for at least a million times more Academy Awards than any
Austrians we know, finer rack than Huffington *by far*, she's worked
with Will Smith, so she knows how to handle...

	Oh, wait.  *Endorsement*.  Sorry.  Sorry.  I was thinking of something
else.  That I'd like to.  Give her.  

	A present.  Wrapped, even.

	OUT OF the 135 legitimate candidates running for the Governorship of
Califor-nigh-yay, the one with the best name is Trek Thunder Kelly, a
business executive-artist from Los Angeles county.  Close behind is
David Laughing Horse Robinson, a tribal chairman.

	Vip Bhola would win the name game if he were a private dick instead of
an attorney-business owner.  "Vip Bhola, PI!  Drop that ghat!"

	Many are the actors, businessmen and adult entertainers running for
guvnah, but only one man wins the Wonderful prize for best profession,
and that is Kurt E. Rightmyer, a middleweight sumo wrestler.  Now this
guy could pass a budget.  Forget about it, this guy could pass a
Greyhound bus.

	AS THERE IS no Wonderful Party Candidate running in this earthquake
election, Mister Wonderful, good lord, wishes he were making this stuff
up about the aforementioned candidates.  Christ, people, we're talking
about a Governor here, not a King.  He isn't "one" with the land.  He
can't cure scrofula.  You know what'll change if you replace him while
keeping the same congress?  The square root of fuck-all.

	Mister Wonderful officially endorses getting *over* yourselves.


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