[Wonderful Labs] HARE OF THE WONDER

[Wonderful Labs]

Mr. Wonderful, 

	What are we to make of the news
(http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A55911-2003Aug13?language=printer)
that Chinese scientists have created human-rabbit hybrid embryos? Are we
looking at potential clever, cute little Watership Down rabbits, or
something more ghoulishly human, like Harvey or Frank? 

	Also, will they inherit the human propensity to carry rabbit feet or
the rabbit propensity to *have* rabbit feet? 

Sincerely, 
A Mildly Concerned Human
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Dear Elmer Fudd,

	Ah, science..."Hey Rocky, watch me pull this human-rabbit embryo out of
my hat!"

	"Again?  That trick never works."

	"This time for sure!  We used foreskins!"

	Science.

	What are we to make of this amazing Sino-Lepus development?  Well, it
makes me a little jumpy.

	Ha!  And we thought of that joke after only *four hours* of drinking
coffee and watching "Donnie Darko."  Let it not be said that Wonderful
Labs goes off half-cocked with a cheap joke about a new flavor for Kung
Pao Chicken.

	No, *we* go for the full cock every time.  And you all know what that
tastes like.  

	Rooster.  It's a little more gamey.


	Wonderful Labs once tried to create a hybrid between grey alien and a
fallen angel, but all we got was David Bowie.  I imagine that a
human-rabbit brought to full term would yield something along the lines
of Nathan Lane.  Only with a waistcoat.

	As a completely fake scientist, my fear is that such beings would fuse
the worst traits of both species and just fuck things up faster.


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-- 
The chambers of my heart, the thumping of my Revolver

	"History is made at night.  Character is
	what you are in the dark."

		- Dr. Emilio Lizardo,
		"The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai
		Across The 8th Dimension"

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