[Wonderful Labs] Bring on the Wonder

[Wonderful Labs]

Dearest Readers,

	The rustle and cough of the waiting crowd.  Rising scales and a long
low vibrating violin moan as the orchestra readies their instruments. 
The footlights casting rotund ghosts on the red velvet curtain.  A
tremble and murmur of expectation when the lights flicker, then
descending darkness.

	Welcome to the Mister Wonderful Googly Erudition Theatre of the
Ecstatic, brought to you here tonight in the Twilight Zone Ballroom, a
dynamic show of Tanuki-testicle proportions!  Sponsored in part by
Wonderful Laboratories, "The Science of Surprise," and a dog named Boo.



	We have returned.


	Things are not as they were, but are not yet as they will be.  Your
secrets are safe with us, and all shall be revealed.  Come as you are
and go as you please; don't forget to wink at your waiter, and, please,
if you're going to flash, make sure there is photography.

	We require a volunteer from the audience.  And another.  Yes, you'll
do.  Do not fear.  We are professionals.  Now.  The rest of you. 
Please, come up.  Come onto the stage.  We are all in it together.  Yes.

	Look, the seats you have left behind are full again.  Yet there is
always room for one more.  This is just the first magic.  Now for the
second.  Think of a query, any query.

	Now look into my eyes.

	Is this your answer?  No?  How about this?  Oh, look!  It was inside
your head all along.

	Applause.  For you.  For all of us.  The sounds of orgasm waterfalls
ringing us and we smile, taking our bows.  Hold my hand.

	Ask another query.  Any query.  Trust us.  We shall, my partners and I,
we shall endeavour to keep the balls in the air and make the scarves and
scars disappear.  


	My name is Mister Wonderful. I am at home again, although my home is
always new.  You are with me again, although you are always new.

	I put on my old white lab coat.  I put on Mister Malice's silver-gold
ring.  I put on Mister Dark's red sunglasses.  I smile.  I kiss the world.

Let's get into trouble, baby.
MW

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Mister Wonderful Recommends: A brief bit of novel, if only by way of hexplanation:

http://www.wonderfullabs.com/IT.html

-- 
that's when I reach for my Revolver

	"You swear that you're never going to do it again
	but then you do it again."

		- Firewater,
		"Too Much (Is Never Enough)"

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