[W126 Coupe] On a more Serious note!

[Bill P.]

PARIS, France -
Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along with
his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out to
be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time.  Armstrong is being
quizzed by French authorities after three banned substances were found in
his South France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de
France.

The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap, all of
which have been unheard of by the French for over 75 years.

Armstrong's girlfriend, American rocker Sheryl Crowe, is quoted as saying
"We use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd be ok
throughout Europe."

Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically
searched Armstrong and found several other interesting items that they had
never before seen in France, including a backbone and two testicles.