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Subject: Fw: Trees


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Bev Thompson" <bev at sycron.com>
To: "Annette Kuttnauer" <souchal at comcast.net>; <cjbcrain at aol.com>; 
<campbelldr at hotmail.com>; <dawndilorenzo at comcast.net>; 
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"Verna Ritter" <monty7040 at verizon.net>
Sent: Wednesday, June 08, 2005 2:19 PM
Subject: Trees




>
>It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but,

>here is one:
>
>Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods A small
>tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is
>that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot
tell.
>
>Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says,
>"Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a
>beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small
>tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.

>It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."