[W126 Coupe] [Fwd: Fw: Detroit Driving Tips for our 2006 SuperbowlGuests]

[Mercedes]

Is that the town where they make the american cars.
Now I understand.

Ronny

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From: <dolans1 at verizon.net>
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Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 1:58 PM
Subject: [W126 Coupe] [Fwd: Fw: Detroit Driving Tips for our 2006 
SuperbowlGuests]


> Satish,
>
> Now i know why you do the things you do...:) Hey isn't that a motown 
> classic??
>
> Mike.
>
>
>
>
>
>
> From: CHAS F RITTER <monty7040 at verizon.net>
> Date: Tue Aug 16 09:16:11 CDT 2005
> To: Philip Hall <philwh at verizon.net>, dolans1 at verizon.net
> Subject: Fw: Detroit Driving Tips for our 2006 Superbowl Guests
>
> ?----- Original Message ----- From: Bev Thompson To: Verna Ritter ; 
> campbelldr at hotmail.com Sent: Monday, August 15, 2005 5:02 PMSubject: 
> Detroit Driving Tips for our 2006 Superbowl Guests
> ?
> ?
>
>      Detroit Driving Tips for our 2006 Superbowl       Guests:
>
> 1. First, you must learn to pronounce the city       name. ?It's Di-troit, 
> NOT
> DEE-troit. If you pronounce it DEE-Troit       then we will assume you are 
> from
> Toledo and here for the country Music       hoe-down.
>
> 2. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere.       ?Detroit has its 
> own
> version of traffic rules... Hold on and       pray!
>
> 3. The morning rush hour is from 6:00am to 10:00am. ?The       evening 
> rush hour
> is from 3:00pm to 7:00pm. ?Friday's rush hour       starts Thursday 
> morning.
> Weekends are open game.
>
> 4. If you       actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear-ended, 
> cussed
> out and       possibly shot. If you're first off the starting line when 
> the
> light       turns green, count to five before going. ?This will avoid 
> getting       in
> the way of cross-traffic who just ran their yellow light to keep 
> from
> getting shot.
>
> 5. Schoenherr can ONLY be properly pronounced       by a native of the 
> Detroit
> metro area. That goes for Gratiot       too.
>
> 6. Construction and renovation on I-94,I-96, I-75, I-275,       I-375, The 
> Lodge
> and The Southfield Freeways are a way of life. Just       deal with it.
>
> 7. If someone actually has their turn signal on, it       is probably a 
> factory
> defect or they are "out-of-towners."
>
> 8.       All old men with white hair wearing a hat have total 
> right-of-way.
>
> 9. The minimum acceptable speed on I-696 is 85       regardless of the 
> posted
> speeds. Anything less is considered downright       SISSY. Oh, and don't 
> even
> think of allowing more than one car length       between cars!
>
> 10. That attractive wrought iron on the windows and       doors in Detroit 
> is
> NOT ornamental. DO NOT get out of your       car.
>
> 11. Never stare at the driver of the car with the bumper       sticker 
> that
> reads "Keep honking, I'm reloading."
>
> 12. If you are       in the left lane, and only going 70 in a 60 mph zone,
> people are not       waving 'because they are so friendly in Detroit. I 
> would
> suggest you       duck.
>
> 13. I-275/I-696 is our daily version of NASCAR.
>
> 14.       It's not M-10, it's "the Lodge".
>
> 15. That's not a lake, it's a       pothole.
>
> 16. If someone tells you it's on Outer Drive, you better       hope you 
> have a
> map.
>
> 17. The left turn is simple. If you want to       turn left, go a 1/4 of a 
> mile
> past your turn, get to the left, then       make a left, then ?make a 
> right. NOW
> you have gone       left.
>
> ENJOY YOUR STAY, BUT AVOID EYE-CONTACT WITH THE       LOCALS!
>
>
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