[LargeFormat] Idiot

[rstein]

Dear Les,

     Thank you for bringing up the subject of commercialism. In my case that
is not a spectre. Not even the ghost of a spectre. If it were I would grasp
it firmly with ectoplasm forceps and pop it into my cash bag. I welcome the
advent of crass commercialism, as long as it is coated in coins.

Dear Ted,

     It is perfectly okay to whack nurses to get them started in the
morning - do it all the time. If you are the employer it is your right.
Indeed they welcome it. It is part of the philosophy of the firm hand of
labour relations. You must start as you mean to go on - the staff must be
taught to respect and love you - in a pinch fear and hate will do. My nurses
refer to me as " Boss " - in some cases for years after their release date.
I am not too sure about the receptionist - she has taken of late to calling
me " Massa ". I am currently seeking a new placement for her further down
the river on an agricultural establishment that raises textile material....

Dear Marcus,

     Yes I know about the white side and the black side of the darkslide - I
do try to abide by the code when I can. But I put the damn things down and
then pick them up again and fail to notice what I am doing. I am prepared to
provide 2 meals a day and clean straw for bedding if you care to take up the
position of permanent memory jogger in the studio.

Uncle Dick