[LargeFormat] Geography through a distorted lens....

Brock Nanson largeformat@f32.net
Fri Mar 29 23:13:22 2002


|     I cannot remember just now which is which, but if you go out in the
deer
| season wearing a fur coat and waving a set of antlers you can find out.
| Actually, from memory, you can also find out if you go out wearing a cow
| suit or and stop sign suit, or even a red suit with a big notice on it
| saying " I'm Another Hunter, Damn It!".

Oh geez, you MUST have lived here!  Although, the stop sign suit is not
quite accurate... I believe the sign of choice is actually your typical
speed limit sign.  Likely due to the short supply of stop signs in these
areas of long roads to nowhere with very few intersections... or perhaps
they are just better eating...

According to a recent court case, it's apparently legal to shoot another
hunter... so long as you have a motive to kill him before accidentally
shooting him and also accidentally burying him in the frozen ground... Oh
yeah, you also need to do some drinking before venturing out with you loaded
rifle... Beer is fine for this, but if you're more sophisticated you might
go with some fine imported Bundy rum in a wineskin... I believe it keeps you
warmer while chipping that hole in the frozen forest floor.

Brock