[AGL] Fw: Bush to Obama

[Frances Morey]

I got this from a friend in London. He is American, born and raised in Castroville, which accounts for the sense of humor. It did make me smile, especially the classic bumper sticker.
Best,
Frances

--- On Tue, 11/18/08, JWERNETTE at aol.com <JWERNETTE at aol.com> wrote:

From: JWERNETTE at aol.com <JWERNETTE at aol.com>
Subject: Bush to Obama
To: frances_morey at yahoo.com
Date: Tuesday, November 18, 2008, 3:18 AM






Frances,
 
Thought you might like this from The Guardian. It pretty much sums up how all of Europe feels about our lamest of lame ducks.
 
Jack



Bush's Welcome Letter to Obama
 
Yo Barack

Straight off the bat, I want to apologize about the burn in the chair.
Lighting my farts is something I'm going to work on in the next few yars.

But right now I know the exact two questions that are on your mind. The
answer to the first is: everything except the pretzels. And the answer to
the second is: he must have done it in that little side office to the
left. You're thinking well she'd have been seen if anybody walked in, but
what you've forgotten is that she'd have been on her knees. Seriously,
dude - I spent entire national security meetings working out the
sightlines.

Soon after you read this, someone will show you the huge video game room.
There's a lot of security but it's worth it. Three real military chiefs sit
with you and then you get to choose places to bomb.

It's really realistic. You can order a hot dog while you're playing but
they don't like it if you make the buttons sticky.

That's literally is all there is to it.

George
 
~
 
 
Seen on a bumper sticker:
 
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