[AGL] Fwd: Mark Morford: Dick Cheney Totally Hates You

[Frances Morey]

I hate to say that a tract on hate was the brightest thing I found in this mornings email.
  Best,
  Frances

SF Gate Newsletters <noteserrata at newsletters.sfgate.com> wrote:
  Subject: Mark Morford: Dick Cheney Totally Hates You
To: frances_morey at yahoo.com
From: "SF Gate Newsletters" <noteserrata at newsletters.sfgate.com>
Date: Fri, 3 Nov 2006 00:54:12 -0800

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  Dick Cheney Totally Hates You
That shirt? Those shoes? Your kids? Hates 'em, and everything else about you, too. Can you feel it?
By Mark Morford   That shirt you're wearing right now? Chances are, Dick Cheney hates it. That car you drive? Thinks it's for whiny un-American pansies. The fact that you've probably eaten tofu and wear designer shoes and have actually had sex while standing up? Pervert heathen traitor to the real America, Dick thinks. He hates that.   Some days, Dick has trouble counting all the ways in which he hates you, the world, life. Some days, he hates the fact that there are not enough hours in the day for him to count the ways in which he hates you and all you probably stand for. This makes him sad. Which he also hates.   It is a question often asked these days: Whence comes all this dark, dank feeling in America? Why does all seem tainted and soiled and lost lo these past years? When did simply being an American turn so dour and gray, like someone poured gasoline into a big glass of Sunny Delight? Here, I firmly believe, is a great portion of your answer.   It has become a
 national pastime, of sorts, listing all the things and all the events and all types of people -- liberals journalists prisoners suspects foreigners Democrats moderates animals environmentalists trees pacifists 'Nam vets women clean air -- Dick Cheney hates every single day. Even Republicans are a little taken aback by the length of the list. ...   (click here to read the rest)   (Full URL: http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/11/03/notes110306.DTL&nl=fix)     
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