Ebay and its discontents

[Michael Eisenstadt]

i discovered that Ebay now allows its users to generate
a list of the best and most righteous garage sale recyclers.
I will be bidding later today hoping to snipe half of the 
French in Action video series. The seller has a 100%
good guy rating and has been at it since 2001. And
consider this! He/she has to photograph what to many of 
us would be considered to be dumpster bound, 
ontologically speaking. She/he is trying to sell 36 other 
"items" at the present moment. Most have starting bids 
of $.99. Hey, you wanna buy a sock knitting pattern 
booklet?