My SAAB CAR .......Clark Santos - this and other auto names explained

[blacky at cbn.net.id]

> Geez, what we need is a helicopter with a giant magnet
> dangling from it.  We could really rake it in,
> especially from the hollers in Arkansas!
>
> pep
> --- "J.David Moriaty" <moriaty at sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>> Scrap metal is going for 10 cents a pound.
>>
>> D.

Know what SAAB stands for? Also a few others:

AUDI
•	Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
•	Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
•	Assholes Usually Drive It
BMW
•	Big Money Works
•	Bought My Wife
•	Brutal Money Waster
•	Bimbette Motor Weapon
•	Baader Meinhof Wagen
•	Break My Windows
BUICK
•	Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHEVROLET
•	Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
•	Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
•	Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
•	Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
DODGE
•	Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
•	Dead or Dying Gas Eater
•	Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express
FIAT
•	Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
•	Fix It All the Time
•	Fix It Again, Tony
FORD
•	First On Recall Day
•	First On Rust and Deterioration
•	Fix Or Repair Daily
•	Found On Road, Dead
•	Fault Of R&D
•	Fast Only Rolling Downhill
•	Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
GM
•	General Maintenance
•	Great Mistake
GMC
•	Garage Man's Companion
•	Got A Mechanic Coming?
HONDA
•	Had One Never Did Again
HYUNDAI
•	Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive...
LOTUS
•	Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MAZDA
•	Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE
•	Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere
•	Old Ladies Drive Slowly Moving Off Bridge Into Lake Erie
•	Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
Equipment
PINTO
•	Put In New Transmission Often
PONTIAC
•	Poor Old Nigger Thinks Its A Cadillac
PORSCHE
•	Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
SAAB
•	Send Another Automobile Back
•	Swedish Automobiles Always Break down
•	Sorry Assed Auto Builders
•	Shape Appears Ass Backwards
SUBARU
•	Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA
•	Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO
•	Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
•	Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners
VW
•	Virtually Worthless


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