sorry Maryann Price
Wayne Johnson
austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net
Wed May 19 12:29:19 2004
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Maryjane Price is the Evil Twin of Maryann Price and was once convicted =
in Georgetown of shop lifting 14,345 shoes from Hoeschell Brothers Shoe =
Emporium. Herschel Hoeschell, the older brother was quoted as saying he =
had been totally mystified about the shoe loss over the previous 21 =
months and was surprised that "the nice pregnant lady" turned out to be =
the culprit. She was only discovered because of the accidental =
observation of Williamson County Deputry Sheriff Billy Bob Brown who =
noticed a lady dripping shoes from her dress one cold November morning. =
After a dilgent police effort, the evil Maryjane was arrested the =
following Easter.
The Triumph of Justice and the American Way!
Oh. Maryann knows nothing of this, so please don't tell her. Who knows =
what the shock might do?
Rev. B.
----- Original Message -----=20
From: Michael Eisenstadt=20
To: austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net=20
Sent: Wednesday, May 19, 2004 12:58 PM
Subject: sorry Maryann Price
I wrote:
Maryjane Price has poisonally invited me to her party.
I meant of course Maryann Price. Thinking of Jon I=20
somehow came up with his sister's name proving=20
once again that the hand is faster than the mind.
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Maryjane Price is the Evil Twin of =
Maryann Price=20
and was once convicted in Georgetown of shop lifting 14,345 shoes from =
Hoeschell=20
Brothers Shoe Emporium. Herschel Hoeschell, the older brother was =
quoted=20
as saying he had been totally mystified about the shoe loss over the =
previous 21=20
months and was surprised that "the nice pregnant lady" turned out to be =
the=20
culprit. She was only discovered because of the accidental =
observation of=20
Williamson County Deputry Sheriff Billy Bob Brown who noticed a lady =
dripping=20
shoes from her dress one cold November morning. After a dilgent =
police=20
effort, the evil Maryjane was arrested the following =
Easter.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>The Triumph of Justice and the American =
Way!</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Oh. Maryann knows nothing of =
this, so please=20
don't tell her. Who knows what the shock might do?</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Rev. B.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Wednesday, May 19, 2004 =
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<DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> sorry Maryann =
Price</DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=3D2>I wrote:</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV>Maryjane Price has poisonally invited me to her party.</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>I meant of course Maryann Price. Thinking of Jon I =
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>somehow came </FONT><FONT size=3D2>up with his =
sister's name=20
proving </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>once again that the hand </FONT><FONT size=3D2>is =
faster than=20
the mind.</FONT></DIV>
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