Fw: New career shocker
Wayne Johnson
austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net
Sat Apr 10 00:07:05 2004
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Where does Air America come from?
I thought this was another right wing Mel Gibson movie.
D'oh.
wj
----- Original Message -----=20
From: Frances Morey=20
To: austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net=20
Sent: Friday, April 09, 2004 2:30 PM
Subject: Fwd: Fw: New career shocker
Some glitch caused me to temporarily lose connection. After a restart =
they are back, phew!
Frances Morey <frances_morey@excite.com> wrote:=20
To: rubinson@kab.com
Subject: Fw: New career shocker
From: "Frances Morey"=20
Date: Fri, 9 Apr 2004 14:04:52 -0400 (EDT)
David,
The best we can do is to try to get through to the election with =
humor and civility--forwarded is another contribution. Bush clips on =
David Letterman add to the notion that Bush could be changing his career =
pattern-of-downward-spiral by trying his hand at yet another one, stand =
up comedy. As the Letterman segments show, he ain't no good at that one =
either.
My favorite new source for national dialogue is Air America, which I =
found comes in over the internet without even being on the =
screen--multi-tasking is possible! It is so refreshing to hear people of =
civility commenting on current affairs of state, our respite from the =
righteous blathering of the far right that so predominates the airwaves.
Oops, Ai! r America "paused," for much too long, must go...=20
Frances=20
> ATTACHMENT part 2 message/rfc822 name=3DFw: New career shocker
From: "Neolith"=20
To:=20
Subject: Fw: New career shocker
Date: Fri, 9 Apr 2004 10:48:57 -0500
BUSH QUITS DAY JOB
Will Devote Himself Full-time to Stand-up Comedy=20
George W. Bush shocked the world yesterday by resigning the =
Presidency to concentrate his energies on his fledgling career as a =
stand-up comedian.
After his memorable performance last week at the Radio and =
Television Correspondents Association s dinner, Mr. Bush was apparently =
bitten by the comedy bug and longed to get out on the road and try out =
some new material, White House spokesman Scott McClellan said today.
Dick Cheney, who was sworn in as President somewhere in the =
labyrinthine underground lair he has called home for the last two and a =
half years, wished the former President well in his latest endeavor, a =
fifteen-city comedy tour of Iraq that will take him from oil-rich Kirkuk =
to the southern city of Basra.
Mr. Bush, who made his debut last night at the newly opened comedy =
club Tikkles of Tikrit, is said to have developed a slapstick-filled =
comedy routine reminiscent of the veteran comedian Gallagher.
In his act, Mr. Bush smashes several large watermelons with a =
sledgehammer as he searches in vain inside them for weapons of mass =
destruction.
Merv Schine, a manager of comedians who has guided the careers of =
many successful comics in Las Vegas and Atlantic City, saw Mr. Bush at =
Tikkles and said the predominantly Sunni audience didn t seem to get =
him.=20
I thought he was too hip for the room, Mr. Schine said. And it =
didn t help that there was an explosion outside every four minutes.=20
In a related story, Dr. Condoleezza Rice announced today that she =
would leave her post as National Security Adviser to pursue a new career =
as a mime.
The Borowitz Report
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Where does Air America come =
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>I thought this was another right wing =
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>D'oh.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><BR></DIV>
<DIV>Some glitch caused me to temporarily lose connection. After a =
restart=20
they are back, phew!<BR><BR><B><I>Frances Morey <<A=20
=
href=3D"mailto:frances_morey@excite.com">frances_morey@excite.com</A>>=
</I></B>=20
wrote:=20
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solid">To:=20
<A href=3D"mailto:rubinson@kab.com">rubinson@kab.com</A><BR>Subject: =
Fw: New=20
career shocker<BR>From: "Frances Morey" =
<FRANCES_MOREY@EXCITE.COM><BR>Date:=20
Fri, 9 Apr 2004 14:04:52 -0400 (EDT)<BR><BR>David,<BR>The best we =
can do is=20
to try to get through to the election with humor and =
civility--forwarded is=20
another contribution. Bush clips on David Letterman add to the =
notion that=20
Bush could be changing his career pattern-of-downward-spiral by =
trying his=20
hand at yet another one, stand up comedy. As the Letterman segments =
show, he=20
ain't no good at that one either.<BR>My favorite new source for =
national=20
dialogue is Air America, which I found comes in over the internet =
without=20
even being on the screen--multi-tasking is possible! It is so =
refreshing to=20
hear people of civility commenting on current affairs of state, our =
respite=20
from the righteous blathering of the far right that so predominates =
the=20
airwaves.<BR>Oops, Ai! r America "paused," for much too long, must =
go...=20
<BR>Frances <BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>> ATTACHMENT part 2=20
message/rfc822 name=3DFw: New career shocker<BR>From: "Neolith"=20
<NEOLITH@SWBELL.NET><BR>To: <FRANCES_MOREY@EXCITE.COM><BR>Subject: =
Fw: New=20
career shocker<BR>Date: Fri, 9 Apr 2004 10:48:57 -0500<BR><BR>
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<BLOCKQUOTE cite=3D"" type=3D"cite"><BR>BUSH QUITS DAY =
JOB<BR><BR><B>Will=20
Devote Himself Full-time to Stand-up Comedy <BR></B><BR>George W. =
Bush=20
shocked the world yesterday by resigning the Presidency to =
concentrate his=20
energies on his fledgling career as a stand-up =
comedian.<BR><BR>After his=20
memorable performance last week at the Radio and Television =
Correspondents=20
Association s dinner, Mr. Bush was apparently bitten by the comedy =
bug and=20
longed to get out on the road and try out some new material, White =
House=20
spokesman Scott McClellan said today.<BR><BR>Dick Cheney, who was =
sworn in=20
as President somewhere in the labyrinthine underground lair he has =
called=20
home for the last two and a half years, wished the former =
President well=20
in his latest endeavor, a fifteen-city comedy tour of Iraq that =
will take=20
him from oil-rich Kirkuk to the southern city of Basra.<BR><BR>Mr. =
Bush,=20
who made his debut last night at the newly opened comedy club =
Tikkles of=20
Tikrit, is said to have developed a slapstick-filled comedy =
routine=20
reminiscent of the veteran comedian Gallagher.<BR><BR>In his act, =
Mr. Bush=20
smashes several large watermelons with a sledgehammer as he =
searches in=20
vain inside them for weapons of mass destruction.<BR><BR>Merv =
Schine, a=20
manager of comedians who has guided the careers of many successful =
comics=20
in Las Vegas and Atlantic City, saw Mr. Bush at Tikkles and said =
the=20
predominantly Sunni audience didn t seem to get him. <BR><BR>I =
thought he=20
was too hip for the room, Mr. Schine said. And it didn t help that =
there=20
was an explosion outside every four minutes. <BR><BR>In a related =
story,=20
Dr. Condoleezza Rice announced today that she would leave her post =
as=20
National Security Adviser to pursue a new career as a =
mime.<BR><BR><A=20
href=3D"http://www.borowitzreport.com/">The Borowitz =
Report</A><BR>Waste=20
Someone's Time: <A=20
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to a=20
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38516OB">click</A>=20
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