Theology 101

[Harry Edwards]

Twisty's Theology 101


Taoism			Shit happens
Confucianism		Confucius says, "Shit happens."
Buddhism			If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen				What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism			This shit happened before.
Islam			If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism		Let shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism		If shit happens, you deserve it.
Judaism			Why does shit always happen to us?
Agnosticism		What is this shit?
Atheism			I don't believe this shit.


Peace y'all,
Twisty Dodds