Fwd: RX for women only, but trial tested on men, no doubt
Frances Morey
austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net
Sun Mar 28 04:23:05 2004
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Up until rather recently all drugs were tested on male subjects only.
FM
From: KathLaff@aol.com
Date: Sat, 27 Mar 2004 23:20:42 EST
Subject: RX for women only - but let a man know about them
To: carrie.jackson@tinker.af.mil
These are good ones!
D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious
for up to two days.
E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence and prevents conception.
D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment
of country music and pickup trucks.
F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip
off other drivers.
M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as,
"You make me want to be a better person ... Can we get naked now?"
B U Y A G R A
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, dura! tion and credit limit of spending spree.
J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary
or phone number.
A N T I - T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
N A G A M E N T
When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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increases breast size, decreases intelligence and prevents conception.<BR><BR><B><U><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">D U M B E R O L<BR></SPAN></U></B>When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment<BR>of country music and pickup trucks.<BR><BR><B><U><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">F L I P I T O R<BR></SPAN></U></B>Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip<BR>off other drivers.<BR><BR><B><U><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">M E N I C I L L I N<BR></SPAN></U></B>Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as,<BR>"You make me want to be a better person ... Can we get naked now?"<BR><BR><B><U><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">B U Y A G R A<BR></SPAN></U></B>Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, dura! tion and credit limit of spending spree.<BR><BR><B><U><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">J A C K A S S P I R I N<BR></SPAN></U></B>Relieves
headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary<BR>or phone number.<BR><BR><B><U><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">A N T I - T A L K S I D E N T<BR></SPAN></U></B>A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.<BR><BR><B><U><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">N A G A M E N T<BR></SPAN></U></B>When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.<o:p></o:p></P></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE><?/smaller><?/color><?/fontfamily></DIV></DIV>
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