Crotch Itch? Scratch.

[Wayne Johnson]

For what, assisination by snow balls?

Heh, heh.

How you?  What is this about your being sick?  Is this true?

(Uh, oh, rhyming again....bad sign.)

wj
----- Original Message ----- 
From: <blacky@cbn.net.id>
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Sent: Monday, March 08, 2004 1:31 AM
Subject: Crotch Itch? Scratch.


> > I always that adjusten mah genitahls...damn those pin worms,
anyway...wuz
> > sort of a social faux pas.
> >
> > Guess I wuz wrong.
> >
> > Bubba
> >
>
> That was apparently one of the many social graces of "Landslide" Lyndon
> Johnson. He'd reach down and hitch 'em up whenever they got stuck.
>
> Somebody very bravely commented on this one day, and the (typical)
> response was "If I got an itch I scratch it."
>
> Had plenty of itches, Lyndon did.
>
> BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
>
>
> PS [old joke] The first official act of Vice-President Hubert Humphrey? To
> invite President Lyndon Johnson to accompany him on a motorcade through
> downtown Minneapolis.
>
>