self-declared geriatric high-jinks

[Wayne Johnson]

I always that adjusten mah genitahls...damn those pin worms, anyway...wuz
sort of a social faux pas.

Guess I wuz wrong.

Bubba


Man has gotta scratch them itches sometimes...no matter where....
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Frances Morey" <frances_morey@excite.com>
To: <austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net>
Sent: Sunday, March 07, 2004 8:30 PM
Subject: RE: self-declared geriatric high-jinks


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> There are a few things usually avoided in polite conversation--nose
picking, farting and calling attention to one's sexual fantasmagorics. Lord
only knows we get enough penis references just deleting through the junk
email.
> Francesa
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>  --- On Sun 03/07, Jon Ford < jonmfordster@hotmail.com > wrote:
> From: Jon Ford [mailto: jonmfordster@hotmail.com]
> To: austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net
> Date: Sun, 07 Mar 2004 15:06:19 -0800
> Subject: RE: self-declared geriatric high-jinks
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> <br>Michael-- I'm not making this up!  I have a defective memory, to be
sure, <br>but I remember this one pretty well. Of course, you were speaking
of <br>heterosexual anal intercourse, which is manly enough as long as one
has a <br>"willing partner."<br><br>I admit to having been overly
politically correct in the past-- now I only <br>get annoyed with
anti-semites, and people who say things that don't make any <br>sense at
all.<br><br>Jon<br><br><br><br>>From: Michael Eisenstadt
<michaele@ando.pair.com><br>>Reply-To:
austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net<br>>To:
austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net<br>>Subject: self-declared geriatric
high-jinks<br>>Date: Sun, 07 Mar 2004 13:23:43 -0600<br>><br>>my Old Timers
(Alzeimer's) syndrome must be kicking up as<br>>I dont remember ever
speaking of anal intercourse.<br>><br>>Does anyone else remember this? I
would appreciate<br>>being reminded of doing this on list or off by
someone.<br>>Karen, you don't still maintain an archive of agl<br>>mes!
>  sages, do you?<br>><br>>As for early Jon Ford, he mostly posed as our
in-house<br>>political correctness officer. You've dropped that<br>>role at
least in this forum, haven't you Jon? or<br>>perhaps you're still at it chez
getto2. or is there<br>>a political correctness officer pose lurking in
the<br>>censorious rhetoric of your letter reproduced below?<br>><br>>Mike,
Kinsey 3<br>><br>>Jon Ford wrote:<br>><br>>><br>>>Michael-- yes but in the
early days I remember on-line talk of <br>>>"eroticism," with you posing as
the in-house expert on anal intercourse!  <br>>>The world has become too
damned serious.<br>>><br>>>Jon "just had the best sex in years"
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