Gen Wesley Clark's candidacy and hair

[Michael Eisenstadt]

Is not the tide turning?

Gen. W Clark's jump into the arena is being 
backed by B Clinton. 

Clinton's reasoning is that Dr Dean is not 
butch enough to beat pecced out Georgie Boy
and that Sen Kerry of Mass who served 
valorously in Veet Nam has too much hair. no 
one with that much hair has ever been elected 
president.

whereas bad hair like R Reagan's HELPED him
get elected: orange dyed old man's hair with
a fluffed up pompadour is actually an excellent 
design choice when running for president.

gentlemen with mullets only run for president
in movies.

W Clark's hair is military style.

just thought you might want to know