current issue of Byron Marshall's ALL POINTS BULLETIN BULLETIN (forwarded)

[Michael Eisenstadt]

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YOUR POLITICAL BULLETIN for THE UPCOMING CAMPAIGN
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Byron Marshall, proprietor.
Eight Two Four O Three
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Welcome to the APB Bulletin, or All Points Bulletin
Bulletin.

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SEND BUSH TO BAGHDAD
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Mike points out that the polls are now against Bush!
He proudly takes Nostradamus credit for predicting
this. (Below)

If Bush loses the Presidential election it will be the
second time, of course.

But Karen worries that Bush will be saved due to some
convenient act of terrorism right before the election.


See communications section of your APB -- below.

But first: 

The Answers!

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HOT TIME IN THE OLD TOWN TONIGHT
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It's a hot time in the old town tonight. And you can't
get much older than Baghdad, where Bush and his neocon
advisers have decided to take their stand for dear ole
Dixie.

You can't get much hotter, either.

But when will we be able to bring back our troops?

The latest from the top US general is that we will
never leave Iraq. 

Say it's not so. 

You mean, Iraqis is our homeys now?

Yep. 

He says the stay is now "indefinite."

Can you spell V-I-E-T-N-A-M. This is how Vietnam
happened, folks.

Well, those of us who opposed this ludicrous and very
un-American folly warned ya!

Yeah, we did!

But wait. It may be worse.

Can you spell C-H-E-T-Z-N-I-A?


C H E T Z N I A
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As we stay in Iraq "indefinitely", there is also a
steady attrition in lives, as we are now in the middle
of the Middle East where guerilla attacks from local
factions are very difficult to stop. 

The looney tune neocons advising Bush have managed to
get us a Chetznia of our own. 

Is THAT what all the flag-wavers were expecting when
they cheered invading another country without reason?

Did they think that trapping us into a Chetznia of our
own was somehow their patriotic gift to our future?

There we are, occupying someone else's country, where
we can't even read the road signs and can't speak the
language, and we're trying to impose a puppet
government -- we certainly don't want to permit a
popular Muslim fundamentalist government!

We deliberately destroyed the infrastructure of the
country so we could "rebuild it from the ground up." 

Now there is no power, no water, no light. Estimated
excess of 6,000 civilian casualties, so far.

Why don't they love us for what we do, do, do?

And the entire invasion was without justification,
since we now know -- although it was obvious enough at
the time -- that the wmd stories were a total crock.

What the neocons wanted was to get us into building
our own little empire state in the middle of the
Middle East.

What was perfectly predictable -- and we are now well
on our way to achieving -- is that we have carved out
our own little Chetznia in the middle of the Middle
East.

I'm beginning to think that the neocons have it in for
America.


NO EXIT
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... As Kissenger used to say about Vietnam.

Well.

As long as we are over there occupying Iraq it will
continue to be a costly and messy situation with a
steady death toll from guerilla action.

This is what Bush and his neocon advisors and the
flag-wavers who blindly followed him were promoting
for America?  

This is Americanism? 

Meanwhile other countries are less and less eager to
be signed up to do the dirty work for us. 

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WE" KEMO SABE?
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It cost a lot to bribe so-called "new Europe" to
support us in the first place. 

It will cost even more bribe money to get them to make
Iraq their Chetznia as well as ours.

And meanwhile, the really awful British Labor
government and the ditto Australian government are in
trouble back home for the stories they made up about
wmd. 

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A Way Out for Bush: Get Us Out
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I would be willing to let Bush off the hook.

Yep.

I'd let him off the hook if for once he'd do the right
thing ... if he'd just say, "So solly for an act of
aggression! But all's well that is quickly terminated,
and I Dubya hereby announce we've won this one 'big
time', as my  oil guzzling profiteering vice president
likes to say, and I hereby announce: yes, we've won!
And so, as of tomorrow, we're bringing *every American
soldier* home, and we'll have a big parade!"

Do it, Bush. 

Just get us out.

You wiped out a county's infrastructure. 

You and your neocon idiots are responsible for a large
number of civilian deaths but who cares, they're
Iraqi. 

You have now put us right in the cross hairs of
anti-American guerillas.

So, do the right thing.

Just get us out!

Get us out!

But you may have to kick the neocons out of your
closet, first. I personally recommend trying them for
treason. 

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THE BUSH STOPS HERE
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But would Bush also try himself for treason?

To ask is to ponder.

To the extent that this miserable Fudd of an unelected
faux ever knows what he's doing, what with his mind
sodden from years of cocaine, whiskey, and pretzels
...

... Bush was also knowingly part of the neocon assault
on America and its future.

He consciously (with the limitation just stated)
helped to put forth the fraud. 

Or at the mildest, he handed this country over to the
neocons.

As a result of which -- after having neglected to
provide some reasonable defensive precautions in the
summer of 2001, so that 3,000 people died on September
11th -- he lied the public into supporting a totally
meaningless act of invasion and occupation right in
the middle of, for God's sake, the Middle East ...

Well, he may not do the right thing. 

He may not get us out.

Is there any other solution?


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An Answer
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I say there is another answer!

YAAAAY!
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Send Bush to Baghdad!

THAT'S IT!
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He's so good at flying those jets.


BUSH TO BAGHDAD!
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And let him land in Baghdad, and hop out, and say,
"bring 'em on! Tee Hee!"


SEND BUSH TO BAGHDAD
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And Wolfowitz and co. can fly in to back him up, if
they can tear themselves away from profiteering and
gambling on terrorism predictions.

Send them all to Baghdad!


THE WAR OF THE WILLING
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The War of the Willing!


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That'll show the world.


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APB
CORRESPONDENCE:
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--- Karen W writes in response to the polls turning
against Bush (see below):

> Seems inevitable that the Republicans will invite
> some terrorist group to 
> blow up something here in America before the
> election to boost his popularity.
> 


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Mike E had forwarded

(and proudly takes Nostradamus credit for predicting!)

<<
The majority of American voters would not like to
see President Bush re-elected to another term
according to a poll by Newsweek magazine.

The survey released Saturday showed that 49 percent of
registered voters would not back the president for a
second term if the vote were held now. 

Forty-four percent would support Mr. Bush's
re-election....

>>

[news story]
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