forwarded from my friend Mathew in Vermont

[Michael Eisenstadt]

Lovemaking: An elderly Jewish gentleman marries a much
younger woman. No matter what the husband does sexually,
the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is
entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the  rabbi.

The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and
makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young
man. While the two of you are making love, have the young
man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife
fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."

They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a
handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they
make love. It doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied, so
they return to the rabbi and he says, "Let's try it reversed. 
Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the 
towel over them."  

Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man
gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the
towel. The young man gets working with great enthusiasm and
the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, earsplitting,
screaming orgasm. 

The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him
triumphantly: 

"You see, you young schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!"