Ask any vegetable ... Kundalini Brocolli

[CADAOBH@aol.com]

Sadly, sex with vegetables has been a growing cult in California during the 
past decade.  It is a practice that began...not surprisingly, in the Silicon 
Valley...where ex-Stanford EE doctorates found that they were singularly 
unattractive to members of the opposite sex (and same sex too, for that 
matter) until they had earned their first million.  Spurred on by the music 
of Frank Zappa (as noted in the subject heading above), many young men began 
co-habiting ...and eventually mating...with various members of the plant 
species.  Melons were popular for some (those who had read Henry Miller), but 
for some the discovery of many vegetables ultimately destined for stir fries, 
like cauliflower, kale, bok choy...and broccoli could be used for, ugh, other 
purposes.  

Support groups were formed but rarely lasted after the first Chinese take-out 
meals.  Gradually, this perversion spread northward...Santa Clara, Cupertino, 
Mountain View...until it reached the outskirts (so to speak) of Palo Alto 
itself.  Valiant efforts by many citizens along the border, who having 
re-financed their Eichler houses to pay for the BMWs turned their heads and 
became consumers of that other Yuppie Syndrome: the caramel latte.  

Thus civilization turns.  Incidentally, a three bedroom, flat-roofed stucco 
house in San Jose, CA built in the 1940s now costs over $500/square foot.  Do 
the math.

"Call any vegetable,
call it by name...."

Rev. FZ Bubbarossa