he has MY pity

[Jim Strong]

Actually, "The Dick" is running the e-bay auction of
Enron assets. That, of course, is a full time job. And
he is not in Appalachia - he is in Rock Springs Md -
home of all appeals.
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Billy Jim
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--- Roger Baker <rcbaker@eden.infohwy.com> wrote:
> Bill is on to something. Hey he's an alcoholic who
> doesn't dare take 
> drugs, so maybe
> he's drifted into bondage with wife (or who???)
> 
> Sometimes things get out of hand.  Some ace reporter
> should document the 
> heigth of
> the couch and the kind of carpet and try to recreate
> the fat lip and 
> bruise with/without
> pretzel.
> 
> 
> Bill Irwin wrote:
> 
> >Feeling pity for the prez!!  Now you have gone
> completely bonkers and have
> >lost contact with reality.  Go see a psychiatrist
> and confess your pity -
> >there may be a chemical solution to your problems. 
> And, by the way - the
> >prez does not drink beer - he is too pure for that.
>  And, if he had been
> >drinking beer this whole thing with the pretzel
> would have never happened.
> >
> >The real poop is that the pretzel story is a
> cover-up for what really
> >happened.  You don't get a bruise on your face like
> he has by falling off
> >the couch!!!   What really happened was that
> somebody beat him up.
> >Currently there are  two suspects.  His wife is one
> suspect.  She is pissed
> >because W told her to lay off the women's lib talk
> about the Afghan women.
> >He told her to go back and mind her own business
> and don't talk about
> >liberating any women again.  The other suspect is
> the Dick.  He is pissed
> >because W has banished him from the White House and
> sent him off to live in
> >Appalachia.  So when the Dick caught W alone he let
> him have it.  It is kind
> >of strange that the two dogs didn't try to protect
> W - maybe they don't care
> >that much about the prez or were too interested in
> the football game to care
> >what happened to the prez.
> >
> >Remember - you heard this story first on the Ghetto
> Channel - your best
> >source for reliable news and views.
> >
> >If the pretzel story is true, then what does it say
> about the prez's
> >lifestyle and smarts???   Somebody please tell me.
> >Bill "Ewie" Irwin
> >
> >
> >----- Original Message -----
> >From: Michael Eisenstadt <michaele@ando.pair.com>
> >To: <austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net>
> >Sent: Thursday, January 17, 2002 4:02 AM
> >Subject: he has MY pity
> >
> >
> >>pity the solitary prez drinking beer and eating
> >>pretzels in Washington watching...gasp...the
> >>something football team play the somethings
> >>alone with his 2 dogs
> >>
> 
> 


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The peace of the cosmos is infinite motion

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