Virgin of Guadalupe action figure
telebob x
telebob@hotmail.com
Tue, 15 Jan 2002 16:36:08 -0600
Another action doll idea
How about the Virgin of Guadalupe with her traditional garb...but when you
pull up her veil and touch her in the right place she starts to dance salsa
like Christina Aguilara or Shakira....PS she has on a thong underneath the
robe.
Just an Idea
tele
>From: Jim Strong <strongjim@yahoo.com>
>To: telebob x <telebob@hotmail.com>, austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net
>Subject: Re: these darn action figures II
>Date: Tue, 15 Jan 2002 12:29:01 -0800 (PST)
>
>I think it has to be an Edgar and Clyde action figures
>set ... "anybody can do Bonnie and Clyde but Ghetto
>Creations brings you J. Edgar and Clyde." - extra
>dresses and makeup sold separately ... fully
>articulated figures will not be sent to states where
>prohibited by law ... Washington D.C. residents may
>get the bonus Marion Barry Bobble-Head Crack Doll
>with battery-powered "light-up eyes" for an extra $15
>... ???????????????????????
>-----------------
>Billy Jim
>
>
>--- telebob x <telebob@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > Thank you Roger... A dress-wearing Hoover and Lyndon
> > on-the-Pot... I like
> > these more and more.
> >
> > Ken Lay is not a big enough name yet to get into the
> > Pantheon...but boy do
> > JEH and LBJ fill the bill!
> >
> > Telebs
> >
> >
> > >From: Roger Baker <rcbaker@eden.infohwy.com>
> > >To: austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net
> > >Subject: Re: these darn action figures
> > >Date: Tue, 15 Jan 2002 12:33:02 -0600
> > >
> > >Well, I tend to think of Ken lay with every pocket
> > pocket stuffed with
> > >cash dancing with a cane and straw hat in a corus
> > line with his arm
> > >linked with GWB like in the Jazz singer or music
> > man or somthing.
> > >
> > >Why not have LBJ conduct one of his notorious
> > interviews while sitting
> > >on the shitter (to save time because his time is
> > far more important than
> > >anyone else's because he IS THE POTUS . One of his
> > interviewers once
> > >quoted him; "why do you come and ask me the leader
> > of the western world
> > >a chickenshit question like that?". For uncouth
> > texas LBJ is the
> > >timeless symbol in hearts and minds worldwide, not
> > unlike the hairy
> > >ranger.)
> > >
> > >It would be a crime in itself not to have Hoover
> > wear a dress.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >telebob x wrote:
> > >
> > >>OK help me out here... I am looking into these
> > action figures...I have
> > >>found a modeller who can sculpt the prototypes and
> > make the
> > >>molds...but before we go any further...we really
> > need to examine what
> > >>is worthy of an investment...can we sell these
> > puppies? This sculptor
> > >>ain't cheap.
> > >>
> > >>Now I read the other day that the Osama Bin Laden
> > urinal cakes were
> > >>(ahem) stacking up in the warehouse. So maybe the
> > bloom is off the
> > >>rose on the Osama cakes, but does the "Osama
> > market" still have legs
> > >>is the question. Would an Osama action figure sell
> > worldwide...kinda
> > >>like the Fidel/Che tee shirt thing from the 70's
> > that endures today.
> > >>
> > >>I was envisioning also a Saddam Hussein a/f in
> > that famous pose of his
> > >>firing pistol in the air with his cute little
> > black beret on. Of
> > >>course I wanted to make his belly a bit saggier
> > and perhaps have his
> > >>shirtail out.
> > >>
> > >>Do you think a Ken Lay and Geo Bush duo doll with
> > Ken passing $ to
> > >>George has a chance or is the market too esoteric?
> > >>
> > >>Some of the other a/f figures and mini-dioramas I
> > have been thinking
> > >>about include:
> > >>
> > >>The Monica and Bill dolls. Bill has his pants down
> > and M's face is
> > >>hidden in his nether parts. Bill is on the phone,
> > and M has Bill's
> > >>scotch drink resting on the top of her head.
> > >>
> > >>The JFK and Marilyn dolls. In flagrante delicto
> > with JFK watching TV
> > >>while Marilyn performs.
> > >>
> > >>The JFK motorcade with Jackie trying to take her
> > fast exit off the
> > >>trunk of the limo. Roses scattered, her little
> > pink dress stained...
> > >>
> > >>Nixon with his hand on the red button of the small
> > Wollensak tape
> > >>recorder.
> > >>
> > >>Would a Mickey Mouse crucified on a Dollar sign be
> > too obvious or
> > >>didactic? (I am thinking yes, but gosh Goofy, I
> > think it would sell.)
> > >>
> > >>++++++++++++
> > >>
> > >>So this is the direction my idle thoughts are
> > drifting this AM...
> > >>Is this a pony we can ride? Will this dog hunt? Is
> > the world/America
> > >>ready for Ghettoware products? From the Ghetto
> > Thinktank Research
> > >>Group, the ALL NEW
> > >>
> > >>Hall of Shame Action Figures!
> > >>
> > >>I was also thinking of the Great Villains series.
> > You know.
> > >>
> > >>Rasputin
> > >>Pontius Pilate
> > >>Stalin
> > >>Lenin
> > >>Mao
> > >>John Wilkes Booth
> > >>Jeffrey Dahmer
> > >>J. Edgar Hoover and Clyde Tolson
> > >>
> > >>etc...
> > >>
> > >>Ideas anyone?
> > >>
> > >>telebob
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> >
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> > oger
> >
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