Oh yeah?

[Wayne Johnson]

Millions for defense and home security, but now we see just how devious &
cunning bin Laden's long term strategy is:  Attack Pretzels!

Americans!  Become more Alert!  Even.

Those innocent looking crème-filled doughnuts may be yet another attack on
the American Way of Life!


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-----Original Message-----
From: austin-ghetto-list-admin@pairlist.net
[mailto:austin-ghetto-list-admin@pairlist.net]On Behalf Of Roger Baker
Sent: Monday, January 14, 2002 12:05 AM
To: austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net
Subject: Oh yeah?

Put it this way.

Say the ol' man came home after a late night out and blames
his facial bruise and fat lip all on a pretzel!!! -- how many wives
would buy that story? Especially knowing about the history of his
attempted  DWI coverup. I swear there's more than meets the
eye here. -- Roger