sorry, forgot to add the link

[Harry Edwards]

First it's Richard Reid and his sailin' shoes.  Now it's the Attack of the
Suicide Pretzel!!

And they said irony's dead (not to mention vaudeville).

Harry





>Put it this way.
>
>Say the ol' man came home after a late night out and blames
>his facial bruise and fat lip all on a pretzel!!! -- how many wives
>would buy that story? Especially knowing about the history of his
>attempted  DWI coverup. I swear there's more than meets the
>eye here. -- Roger
>
>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A40586-2002Jan13.html