Bubba be gone?

[Wayne Johnson]

Local news reported today that the Right Reverand Bubba d'Ville appears to
be the victim of foul play.  The cave in which he normally resides was found
dynamited closed and a note of sorts was left pinned to a nearby pine tree
(genus pinus pinus.)

Exercepted from his rambling dialogue, the following:  "I grow weary of all
the rant, cant*, vulgar Marxism and intellectual masterbation that has
characterized the last several months.  Therefore, I have decided to
withdraw from all contacts with the outside world and contemplate my ki and
whether or not to release it into the great unknown darkness.

Yours in love, Rev. Bubba.

PS.  *affected piety, deceit, dishonesty, hypocrisy, hypocriticalness,
insincerity, pharisaicalness, pious platitudes, pomposity,  pomposity,
pomposity, pretentiousness, sanctimoniousness, sham holiness and
pecksniffery.  Especially, pecksniffery."

There was some concern that this was a hoax or that the Rev. Bubba's evil
twin, Freddie Smith, might be behind this and had sealed the Reverand's self
in his cave.

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