Spys amongst us

[Ed Guinn]

Wayne, Wayne Wayne, Why do you do this. I can't get no work done. You're
killing me. By the way one of their member one Justain Al Wilson  had his
cell broken up recently and has gone  where old cooks go.

Alons or some-such

ewg


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From: austin-ghetto-list-admin@pairlist.net
[mailto:austin-ghetto-list-admin@pairlist.net]On Behalf Of Wayne Johnson
Sent: Wednesday, October 10, 2001 10:19 AM
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Subject: Spys amongst us



>From a usually reliable Beltway source, it has been leaked that a major,
underground network has been located by the FBI in Louisiana and parts of
East Texas.   This network of closely related persons and families have been
living quietly for years in the most rurual parts of these two states.
Infiltration is next to impossible because of their local dialects,
religious beliefs and various ethnic rituals.  Many of these people still
feel anger from years of persecution as a "minority" group despite the
"apparent success" of a few.

Thes peoples, known by some as the Qa'jihonn, have been living lives of
quiet desperation for many years. Originally from Western France, this loose
collection of tribes was removed and relocated as part of British Colonial
activities of centuries past.  However, they were soon uprooted from this
home and forced to find sanctuary in the remotest, wildest portions of North
America, the mosquito infected swamps of the Gulf Coast.  Many died along
this horrid trek, chronicled by their elders as El Havang'julihn, by the
transcriber M. H'wath'orn.    Their keen sense of kinship is mixed with
rituals of curious self-debasement such as eating large quantities of local
fauna annointed with quantities of capsicum bearing oils.  Outsiders who
have tried this have died horrible, lingering deaths.

It is only by years of analysis and research that, according to this source,
has the FBI been able to identify some of their ring leaders.  This daunting
task has required millions of computer hours spent in decoding messages sent
via their use of musical information transference, code name: Z'hihad Ecco.
It is expected that President Bush will add some of the names below to his
list of International Most Wanted at his press conference today.

If you have seen, or have knowledge of the following men, please contact
your local Field Agent.

1.	D'hamour K'rousour aka Doug Kershaw
2.	K'fo'an Chenowasowi aka Clifton Chenier
3.	Bahwahnan B'howzz El laighh aka Beausoleil Broussard
4.	Mahwhadan B'couze't aka Michael Doucet.

Remember these men  are considered "armed' and possibly dangerous.  Known as
charismatic leaders, they may be very hard to ferret out.

Agent B'hubba, VA



So.  What has happened to Doug Kershaw, anyway?