[Austin-ghetto-list] Fwd: News from the Onion

[Mary Jane Ford]

U.S. Urges Bin Laden To Form Nation It Can Attack
WASHINGTON, DC- Speaking via closed-circuit television from the Oval Office
Monday, President Bush made a direct plea to Osama bin Laden to form a
nation the U.S. can attack. "Whether you take over an existing nation like
Afghanistan or create a new breakaway republic called, say, Osamastan, the
important thing is that you establish an identifiable nation-state with an
army, a capital, and clearly defined borders," Bush said. "Maybe you could
also sign some quick treaties to definitively establish who your allies
are." The president then pledged $600 million to bin Laden for the
construction of a state-of-the-art defense headquarters that the U.S. can
bomb.


Stephanie, is this the item you forwarded recently as an attachment?

I received this one from another source.  It's pretty amusing.  I apologize
if it's the same one, but I don't read all the attachments I receive these
days.  (Security reasons)

Mary Jane

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