Rudolph is really Rhoda

[Wayne Johnson]

Does that make Rudolph a transsexual reindeer?

B

-----Original Message-----
From: austin-ghetto-list-admin@pairlist.net
[mailto:austin-ghetto-list-admin@pairlist.net]On Behalf Of Frances Morey
Sent: Thursday, November 29, 2001 3:20 PM
To: austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net
Subject: Rudolph is really Rhoda


This just in:

According to the Alaska  Department of Fish and Game, while both male
and female  reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male
reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late
November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till
after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every
historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of
them, from Rudolph to Blitzen- had to be a girl. We should've known. Only
women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the
world in one night and not get lost.

Frances



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