airport security

[Jim Strong]

A candle light tamale dinner - only in Tejas.
Hopefully the tamales were of the Christmas variety
like Pete Chapa used to being back from Hebbronville.
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As far as airport security, any system can be breached
- it just becomes exponentially more difficult as new
security technology is added.
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One interim solution would be to jump suit every
passenger, give em jail type slip-ons - and for those
who profile as EXTREMELY suspicious, put Posey Paddles
on their hands and strap a pee-pee device to their
legs and buckle them in for the duration.
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Of course they might stick the C-4 / semetex where
some convicts like to hide their contraband - so full
cavity searches would be in order I suppose. Forget
the pigs - we may need trained Gerbils!!! That would
be when the terrorists would start surgically
implanting their devices in their thoracic cvavities
and using altitude activated switches to set off the
primers ???? Nanotechnology would be our eventual
answer for that of course.
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But, as Obermeister Ashcroft has already pointed out,
some freedoms may have to be given up to smash the
Evil Ones. And the well-to-do simply could opt for
silk PJs and Hilton robes?? Assuming they have a
current, valid RLC card.
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Billy Jim

 
--- Fontaine Maverick <fontainetx@earthlink.net>
wrote:
> mbuttons opined:
> 
> >and I believe they are specialists ... that is not
> inclined to point
> out >carriers of joints as well as plastique.
> 
> Walt and I had discussions on this topic as we put
> each of three people
> on the plane for the holidays ( and we encouraged
> each of them to leave
> anything that might put them at risk in our hands
> for safekeeping).  My
> informal survey of recent airport experience is that
> each is different -
> I have heard tales of body searches, and then there
> was my mother, who
> was allowed on the plane with a carryon filled with
> heavy silver
> candlesticks and four dozen home-made tamales.
> 
> 


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