Songs for the Disfunctional

[Frances Morey]

Happy Holidays! 

SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear? 
                     
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings of Disoriented Are 
                     
DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas 
                    
NARCISSISTIC: Hark, the Herald Angels Sing About Me 
                     
MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and 
Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and
Trees and Fire Hydrants and... 
                     
PARANOID: Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me 
                     
PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna 
          Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 
                     
OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle 
            Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, 
            Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle 
            Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, 
            Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle 
            Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, 
            Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle 
            Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, 
            Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle 
            Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, 
            Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle 
            Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, 
            Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle 
            Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, 
            Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle 
            Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, 
            Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock . . .   
            (better start over again!!!) 
                     
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: On The First Day of 
            Christmas My True Love Gave To Me  (and then took it 
            all away) 
                     
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire. 






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