Who said that?

[Frances Morey]

Yes, Harry, here it is:

>It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the 
>son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. 
                     >>  > > 
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History." 
>> "Who said Give me Liberty or give me Death?" 
                     >>  > > 
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand 
>up. 
                     >>  > > 
"Patrick Henry, 1775." 
                     >>  > > 
"Very good! Who said, Government of the People, By the People and 
>for the People shall not perish from this earth?" 
                     >>  > > 
Again, no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863" 
                     >>  > > 
The teacher chided the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. 
>Suzuki, who is new to our country knows more about its history than you
do." 
                     >>  > > 
>From the back of the class came a loud whisper: "Fuck the Japanese" 
                     >>  > > 
WHO SAID THAT? the teacher demanded. 
                     >>  > > 
Suzuki put up his hand: "Lee Iacocca, 1982" 
                     >>  > > 
At that point a student sighed, "I'm gonna puke." 
                     >>  > > 
The teacher glared and asked, "Now who said that?" 
Again, Suzuki raises his hand,"George Bush to Japanese Prime 
Minister, 1991." 
                     >>  > > 
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" 

Suzuki jumps out of his chair waiving his hand and shouts to the 
teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997" 
                     >>  > > 
The class is almost a riotous mob, and someone yells, "You little 
shit,if you ever say anything else I will have you killed." 
                     >>  > > 
Suzuki is frantic and yells at the top of his voice,"Gary Condit 
Chandra Levy, 2001" 
                     >>  > > 
The teacher fainted. 
                     >> 


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